Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

dick-size war

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

by JenJen November 11, 2003

Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

Passive Dick Sucking

Doing your boss's bitch work, and other people's bitch work ordered by your boss, in hopes of the boss getting kudos from upper management.

The IT Department's Passive Dick Sucking got the boss major kudos on hitting the projected numbers.

by dwhitney December 29, 2008

Big Dick Energy

I think it is best defined from popular Twitter user: @yung_porkchop22 as he replied to a tweet from his timeline

@OUA_general:
Question for the guys:
Will you allow your daughter to marry a guy like you??

@yung_porkchop22:
i’d pay for the wedding

Brian has big dick energy.

by ogrizz December 16, 2018

Suck a dick day

Suck a dick day is taken place on the 26th of may

Get on your knees and suck on suck a dick day

by Hfdgb May 25, 2019

Shit On My Dick

An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."

"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"

by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011