The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023

black man of steal

The album black man of steal is released by Rucka Rucka Ali in 2015. The name originated from iron man's title"man if steel." It is a very good hip hop album

Non-supporter: Black Man Of Steal is racist af
Nuckas: Fuck you, you're wrong and I got ur ip

by anonymous July 3, 2024

2 Man Bunker

When two guys insert their dicks inside each other assholes at the SAME time.

They did a 2 man bunker last night.

by BonnerFart November 11, 2025

Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025

a poor mans mexican

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits

" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"

by KickAssKoalla February 8, 2017

mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.

Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!

by GotBUSH November 21, 2016

albatross man

The opposite of a wing man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.

by Space aids March 24, 2022