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Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
by daddyscock May 4, 2020
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Gang wank

Having a wank with the bois
Bois lets go have a gang wank
by Mr men wanks me of June 15, 2020
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screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
by vtraveller September 13, 2013
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willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man
Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday
by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018
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Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
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Wank Features

When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.
Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄
by Sez1987 August 23, 2021
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Nitro-Wank

When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.
Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank
by Freddieptv November 19, 2020
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