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JD VANCE

A young man formerly called Jaymes Dean Irving from St Claire shores Michigan who had sex with the air artist named braydenjaselle and nutted in her and got her pregnant. Rumor has it he is a homosexual who refuses to come out because of his Indian Christian affiliations and he is currently pregnant with a giant sperm that looks like a Deacon from aliens Romulus or Prometheus or some shit it's true. Trust me. He got one nutted in his anus. Right now. That's why he coming out of it when he fuck men orgasms like an alien exosuit creaks or something like sex with a super mutant wearing power armor is how he sound when he cum y'all. Inside aan I mean. When he cum with colored girls then negros he be crying like gone with the wind okay he turn into a southern simple syrup pussy eater.
Man that JD Vance should have shown up and tortured the anus of that girl that Sharlena victim. Instead we get masturbation gay pick up station -quotes gays in the street like Andy Cooper and Andy cohen
by Downlow_Downloader2025 February 2, 2025
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JD Vance

JD Vance is the 50th Vice-President of the United States of America. Serving under 47th President Donald J. Trump.
Bro 1: What do you think about JD Vance becoming VP?
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.
by RealDiamond51 February 9, 2025
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Breadan Vincent

A guy that loves trucks and hates mates
by Vege55 February 12, 2025
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.
I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.
by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025
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Passionate Vince

Yo did you see Passionate Vince rizz up those 2 girls on the monkey app? That shit was bread & butter. This is why The Bay Area is better than the rest of The United States
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Durag Vince

1. A popular name given to Vince McMahon after wearing a Durag as a result of having his head shaving at Wrestle Mania 23
2. A white man who purposely tries to act or dress like he's a black man who's down with latest urban trends.
3. The title can either be used in a positive or negative connotation depending on how the white man is acting in public.
Hey! Did you remember Jamie Kennedy staring in Malibu's Most Wanted? Hahaha that dude was definitely a Durag Vince throughout the whole movie.
Robert Deniro was rapping on stage in front of bunch of black folks the other night, he was acting like such a Durag Vince lol.
That white cop had the nerve to be blasting
How Do U Want It in his squad car while smoking black & milds smh he's nothing but a Durag Vince

looking for trouble.
by I90Legend March 1, 2026
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