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Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
by Jotasof September 19, 2017
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unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.
Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.
by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014
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unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
by OhGee October 17, 2012
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What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.
Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".
by Grandsire July 31, 2019
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office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn
by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017
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unicorn rainbow

Unicorn rainbow is when a boy cums onto your vagina and rubs it to your asshole
by FuckUpInTheSky July 5, 2016
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Unicorn

Transgender male to female. Simplest way to put it.
“She’s a unicorn. Her peni# is huge
by Anniethebell February 2, 2022
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