perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.

I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.

by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012

turkey in the parking lot

Going outside to smoke a bowl

Let's go chase a turkey in the parking lot

by scorcharific July 30, 2016

Stanky Turkey Puss

A vagina that looks and smells like a Thanksgiving Turkey that has been left outside for a month.

Man I was knockin the bottom out of Sue and found out she had a Stanky Turkey Puss

by Big Pimpin1 January 3, 2014

West Virginia Turkey

Term that hidden gay men use for anal sex with each other of Facebook.

In two weeks Canyon and Avery will be getting some West Virginia Turkeys.

by Straight Jason March 30, 2019

roast your turkey

Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble

I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!

by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016

Turkey Skin Giblets

The male ball sack and testicles.

She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.

by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020