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Fruit tubes 

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.
He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.
Fruit tubes by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024

feeding tube day 

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
feeding tube day by Patflin July 24, 2024
Two people covered in lubricant holding eachother forming a ring shape. A third person also lubed up penetrates both individuals using his hands or feet.
Jill: I’m so bored
Samuel: I think we should do a lube tube with eachother to not be bored
Lube Tube by BundaBandit789 April 24, 2024

Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
Bentley Tube by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024

Tinkle Tube 

The tinkle tube is a tool, used by people to pee in situations like a place that lacks a bathroom, or a place where a bathroom is always occupied and you can’t hold your piss long in your body, or if your so lazy that you don’t wanna go all the way to the bathroom. Typically, this device is a small, funnel-shaped tube or similar contraption that allows a person to relieve themselves in public or while traveling, with the urine being directed outside (e.g., out of your bedroom window or out of a car window, through a specially designed outlet). It is often used in outdoor adventures, long road trips, or in situations where privacy and convenience are needed. The term "tinkle tube" is derived from the colloquial term "tinkle," meaning to urinate.
“If there was a zombie apocalypse where people would been hiding in their rooms for survival, the tinkle tube is a very useful tool, for guys it would be easy to use (you know the anatomy, pen15 and stuff) females may struggle to use it since their anatomy like the v461na.”
Tinkle Tube by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".
If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.
Philippian tubes by QuacksO February 26, 2025