Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.
by Goatybastard December 31, 2015

A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.
by Melachi Delian January 23, 2021

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.
by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 9, 2021

brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?
stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.
Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.
If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.
If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 16, 2011

by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016
