The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner
“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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Salty Frube

The marvellous art of sucking salty spoff from a used condom you found on the floor.
Mark found Chris and Josh's condom they used from their furry orgy on the weekend, he was feeling hungry and decided to have a Salty Frube, Greedy cunt.
by Handie Andie June 20, 2024
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Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.
How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.
by SplangFan September 30, 2018
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salty basstards

A group of socal fisherman that mainly target spotties at night.
These guys normally fish at night so the public does not see all the ass grabbing that is going on. You can tell you are coming up on a group of these "salty basstards" by the strong odor of latex and Vaseline as you get closer
Did you guys see hear about salty basstards catching monster 10" spotties last night
by Truedefinitions00001 September 20, 2022
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dirty salty

When a self proclaimed silver tongue swindles a group of innocent molly munchers into a kissing circle.
How was Rotto? Dirty Salty started a kissing circle... He what??
by Plugga’s plug September 02, 2020
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salty dong

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst
by Sancerredave September 23, 2015
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