Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday

“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”

by I’m tits March 18, 2021

Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024

Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020

Evan

Mr. steal yo girl (even tho he cant)

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!

by bob.vance January 21, 2020