someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
Get the my loml evanmug. by RaNDOM DUDES !#$%^ February 23, 2017
Get the william evan blumbergmug. Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.
Evan is gay
by I’m a fakee May 23, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly
by George Bowser May 19, 2021
Get the Mr Evansmug. Isobel Evans is the tall, slim girl with big, shimmering eyes who is always there to make you laugh on your darkest days. She is that girl that loves anything peaceful whether that is listening to music, going on walks, or going shopping for clothes that she adores because she loves fashion. When Isobel Evans falls in love, she falls in love hard and she instantly knows when there is an irreplaceable connection between her and her destined lover. She can always take a joke but just the same as every other individual, deep down she’s sensitive to certain things, so always be cautious about what you say to her. Family is a huge part of her life, and she’d do anything for them, just the same as she would with her friends. If you are one of Isobel Evans friends you’re lucky to have a person with a truthful, beautiful and caring soul because people like her are rare. Not only this but whenever she sees an angel number, she always wishes for the person she loves most because they are so, so special to her and she wished they understood how much she aches for their heart as sometimes her love you is overlooked.
Teacher #1: Who made you feel better when you were upset?
Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!
Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!
by user628289292 March 31, 2022
Get the Isobel Evansmug. the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?
by urbandictonaryisreliable February 16, 2018
Get the evan smithmug. by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019
Get the Evan Rees-Weidemanmug.