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by TurboTard October 4, 2023
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by Wagwan b November 21, 2020
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Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
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