ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG
Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.
by Thatmlggamer February 14, 2016
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1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."
by April 24, 2023
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unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.
Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.
by CMO7 August 01, 2017
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Double unicorn

Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”

Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 13, 2020
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The Blood Unicorn

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face
Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.
by Swiftercat September 20, 2020
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Ashley The Unicorn

YouTuber with 1.07 Million subscribers with a lot of bloxburg money and is really funny
Person 1: have u seen Ashley the unicorns new video?

Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video
by Udon Kitchen May 30, 2022
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Unicorning

A sex act wherein one participant affixes a strap-on to their forehead and uses it to penetrate their partner.
Dude, did you hear Andrew got caught unicorning Lauren last night?
by lethargic_sheep January 18, 2019
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