Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom

by Mannersmakethmen July 1, 2019

Tom Kates

The creator of this article and by extension... The Greatest Person Ever.

Tom Kates is a Boss.

by Bossius Maximus January 10, 2012

Tom mckenna

a fucking retard

#1: look it's Tom mckenna
#2: aw he's such a retard

by chloe.l101 October 16, 2019

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a white British actor who teenage girls on the Internet gag over for reasons unbeknownst to me.

Tom Holland is an actor. He is best known for his role as Peter Parker/Spiderman.

by Virgo's Groove January 2, 2023

tom saunders

The hottest and most sexy guy you will ever know. He is usually white and always has an abnormally large penis usually ranging from 8-10 inches erect. He is clever and funny and will be the best boyfriend.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be a tom saunders.

by SIckCrossover May 15, 2016

tickle tom

He comes out when the sun goes down he will tickle you till your pants fall down he'll grab you by the ankles and bust you in them knees watch out for tickle because he lerkin in them trees

Omg becky its tickle tom we need to run

by Mr cloudbanger April 19, 2020

Pulling a Tom

Pulling a Tom has 2 definitions:

1. Playing so far behind turrets you may as well be afk.

2. Stealing your boy's girl.

He's pulling a Tom again and stood behind the tier 2 turrets.

He's pulling a Tom and stole my girl.

by flameinabox February 17, 2021