can of worms

an expression used explaining a certain situation or a bunch or things at once.

Police: Are you sure you saw him steal it?
Clerk: Yeah, he shoved cigarettes, a bottle, and a few condoms in his big jeans and that the whole can of worms.

by phiz February 13, 2004

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

Can U Dance?

A sweet nanny goat a go run mi belly or ballet. String up supm clupm, strunnin, strummin, struggle and ease-up, blow-up and open these obstacle tentacles! Da bucky master izz dawta agony. WH'APPEN?
Coo pon dat bwoy! Hitey-Titey younghi pickney goes yaga yaga. We hafu yammin gaan to bed!". Yuh ina big fuckery.
The baggy bashment mek we dweet. Gwan hoon maas. Mi milkshake izz di bling bling but from yuh sind di hot legs. Tek it to dem. Mi cheeks pinta shawty dangerous. Naww dawg. Yer blad im movin! Gwey guzoo. Fling it up and and ring mi man undie da Martini Moon. Bunks Mi Res

Can U Dance? potwah, liquor, dance, pleaz dunnoh touch mi haffa say so much

by Martini Moon December 17, 2008

ross your cans

to open a can of beer then abandon it and claim to have downed it

you always ross your cans ye gay

by harrymanshaft January 21, 2009

Can U Not talk

A way to call an asshole (usually a girl) a cunt.

*a girl says a asshole remark to a girl*
Girl: Can U Not Talk.

by MTGGeek August 12, 2011

flaming trash can

When a man provides a woman with oral sex or a rim job when if fact the woman has a scorching case of hemorrhoids. This action is questionable as to who, for the most part,gets the majority of the pleasure.

Ever since my wife has become pregnant she makes me do the "flaming trash can" every night just so she can go to sleep. I think my tongue is about to fall off, not to mention the horrible tasste in my mouth!

by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006

Chewy Trash Can

Alcoholic drink related to irish trash can. Main difference is no redbull so its just alot of straight liquor. Sounds disgusting but tastes amazing. It is very desceptive because it doesnt feel like you are drinking how much alcohol that is actually in there.

1 part Curacao, blue
1 part Gin
1 part Rum, light
1 part Schnapps, peach
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Vodka

I got trashed off of 2 chewy trash cans.

by chewytrashcan March 29, 2009