by Jack=bad April 20, 2021
Get the Jacks Breakfast mug.The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.
>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
by bertyhell May 19, 2025
Get the The breakfast question mug.by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017
Get the Breakfast Sausage mug.Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.
She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.
Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.
Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
by benjibw July 1, 2023
Get the Twiglet Breakfast mug.When one pours syrup on a girls nipple (most of the time big nipples) the said one pokes then slaps then flip the breasts (like a pancake) then yells "Would you like eggs with that" and finally cum on the girl
by CCWolfpack December 7, 2015
Get the Breakfast Special mug.A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Hey man, what you got there?
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025
Get the Russian breakfast mug.An unmotivated, unreliable idiot who can barely get breakfast each day. You can't figure out if he's lazy, stupid, or just retarded.
by Buckmopflop June 24, 2025
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