When a women has so much pubic hair that it dreads and forms a small brown or black penis just above the Clit.
by Poop shack October 23, 2009
Get the Beaver Branch mug.A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012
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Get the beaver hitter mug.by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017
Get the moist beaver mug.A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.
Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.
Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.
Adam: I know right.
Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.
Adam: I know right.
by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014
Get the Pillow Beaver mug.A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)
Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?
*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*
~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...
*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best
IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?
*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*
~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...
*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best
IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.
by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024
Get the Bitchy Beaver mug.A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.
Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.
Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024
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