by its.loran April 20, 2022
My girlfriend wanted to sit on my face last night but she was on her period, so I gave her the Kentucky thumb and ate her ass instead.
by drunkfish45 May 20, 2021
The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019
A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids
Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up
by CeraNeon January 19, 2024
by fatherbeloveddaughter October 20, 2022
Person 1: So, what part of town are you headed?
Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.
Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?
Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!
Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.
Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?
Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!
by Wrennfield August 19, 2022