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Test the grip

Edna mode makes me want to test the grip
by Waterpllllllll January 13, 2024
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Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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three day test

The three day test is something you do to see if your crush is interested in you. If you feel like you always start the conversations and so on then use this test. Give your crush three days to write to you. If they don’t then sorry your feelings are not replied.
How do you know he likes you?”
”He passed the three day test!”
by Not Greta Thunberg November 10, 2019
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UNHINGED-TEST

THIS IS A TEST " HACKERONE<h1>
UNHINGED-TEST
by ABDIDRAFT January 20, 2023
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Teste tickler

The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles
"Linda bailed out on me last night, so my best friend gave me a good ol' Teste tickler."
by Zach price August 4, 2021
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field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).
Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill
by Machine1984 May 11, 2022
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The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
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