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the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.
Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.
by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017
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italian stuffed taco

When a male enters his scrotum into the females anal cavity, and then proceeds to ejaculate on her back
Ok kids I’m going to perform and Italian Stuffed Taco.
by Jiggersarebad December 27, 2017
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Italian Fisting

When you use five fingers while pleasing a woman and exclaim "mama mia!".
Dude, I was totally Italian Fisting her last night!
by pg69 February 11, 2023
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Yelling at the Italians

When you really speak to your audience in a language they understand.
Great work in that shareholder meeting, you were really yelling at the Italians
by knerd_ April 5, 2024
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italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
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The Italian Showbag

When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.
I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut
by anonymous August 23, 2021
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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
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