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dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.
P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
by wordwanker September 17, 2018
mugGet the dongmug.

glory dong

When his dick so heavenly
Dude Ronny has glory dong
by knobbyKnacker May 22, 2016
mugGet the glory dongmug.

nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.
by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018
mugGet the nigga ding dongmug.

ding dong

*walks up to door bell* 'ding dong,
by shanos prayer July 30, 2020
mugGet the ding dongmug.

Dong

1. (vulgar) the penis.
2. A currency used in Vietnam. The current exchange rate for a Dong is 22,540 dong for one dollar.
1. My dong is a 7 incher.
2. The dong is a currency used in Vietnam. It costs 22,540 dong to get one dollar!
by Orexio November 22, 2016
mugGet the Dongmug.

Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.
''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''
by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019
mugGet the Dong Pointmug.

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.
by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017
mugGet the ding dong dustermug.

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