Male ejaculate. A homage to the victorian practice of "frottage," otherwise known as the rubbing of bundled bodies in place of premarital intercourse.
by the dj scaryman July 8, 2010
Get the Frottage Cheesemug. Cheese rolling is probably one of the simplest sports out there. From the top of hill, a round of Double Gloucester cheese is rolled and competitors chase after it. The first individual across the finish line at the bottom of the hill wins
(the cheese of course).
(the cheese of course).
"Its a nice day outside, we should get some buddies together and roll the cheese (go cheese rolling)"
by fragglechick89 March 5, 2009
Get the Cheese Rollingmug. A freshly cracked egg from hens fed a vegetarian diet, topped with processed cheddar and served on a toasted English Muffin or Sesame seed bun.
Most commonly consumed by a kid named Gabriel sandy jew
Most commonly consumed by a kid named Gabriel sandy jew
by Jimmy Cart February 4, 2018
Get the CHEESE n'EGGERmug. A small room in which a group of homosexual males are holding a massive gangbang. Imagine that photo where all those dudes are stuffed into a phone booth; now take off all their clothes and add some stiff cock penetration. Voila, you've got a cheese shop. When walking into a cheese shop, it's not the sweating, tugging, sucking, and fucking that will shock you, it's the moist smell. We're talking serious funk. Like a Turkish bath on ecstasy. Major fromage. Hence, a cheese shop.
What's that smell? Oh that's my gay roommate and his six buddies turning our bathroom into a cheese shop.
by Stu and John January 8, 2008
Get the Cheese Shopmug. A word commonly used when something goes terribly wrong.Or used as an exclamation when some idiotic person does something stupid etc.
Holy cheese!! what are you doing you ungrateful asshole that was my piece of cheese!!Said Mark in anger.
Hmmmm delicious cheese said Simon.Simon breaks out into song,Cheese is a kind of meat a tasty yellow beef i milk it from my teet i try to be discreet mmmmm cheese mmmmm cheese.
You asshole! shouted Mark and ran away in despair.
Hmmmm delicious cheese said Simon.Simon breaks out into song,Cheese is a kind of meat a tasty yellow beef i milk it from my teet i try to be discreet mmmmm cheese mmmmm cheese.
You asshole! shouted Mark and ran away in despair.
by Quiquage September 25, 2005
Get the holy cheese!mug. it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.
the end
the end
by charlie jayne January 1, 2018
Get the cracking cheesemug. Alright mutha fuckers who busted cheese? Nasty ass.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Get the Busted Cheesemug.