(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Get the Jacobina Junk-blastmug. When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
Get the The New Mexican Ass Blastmug. The act of sending numerous emails, forwards and/or spam-like missives to one's Inbox, often prefaced with, "I don't usually do this, but I thought this one was worth it."
After receiving several email fwds from a person, one might say, "Dude, you gotta stop blastingmybox."
This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?
Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."
This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?
Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."
by Gailewhali January 5, 2009
Get the [blasting][my][box]mug. dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
by xDSMILE February 17, 2010
Get the blastedmug. 1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.
2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
by Metalvayne October 5, 2011
Get the Flap blastingmug. by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023
Get the Baja Blast Diarrheamug. When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Soviet Army Blastmug.