Anything that is above average
by muff-69-diver June 11, 2024
Get the Gooddard than Phuckmug. A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
Get the Better qualified than Donald Trumpmug. 
by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019
Get the Hotter than a Dick's headbandmug. Lee know from stray kids
Almost gained all the title’s that made him ONE OF A KIND and that’s why he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU
In visuals “unreachable visual “
Walking sculpture “
“Davincis work”
“The standard of handsome visual “
In dance “dancing gem”
“Dance goddess “
“Dance king”
“Perfect dancer “
“Professional dancer “
And for his personality he got the one of a kind title because he joined to many organizations and brands to help kids and animals he love to help others 🤍
Almost gained all the title’s that made him ONE OF A KIND and that’s why he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU
In visuals “unreachable visual “
Walking sculpture “
“Davincis work”
“The standard of handsome visual “
In dance “dancing gem”
“Dance goddess “
“Dance king”
“Perfect dancer “
“Professional dancer “
And for his personality he got the one of a kind title because he joined to many organizations and brands to help kids and animals he love to help others 🤍
by Leeknower May 29, 2022
Get the Just better than youmug. Rileys like 100x more worth being here and he has more many rights unlike the other thing he is lonely and had no friends haha
by Addisonraeisgey May 19, 2021
Get the rileys more relevant than trenayemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.mug.