When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.
You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
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Get the Jameskii Syndrome mug.Leonardo DiCaprio only dates attractive women up to the age of 25. Many other heterosexual men are like this. No matter how old they get they will only ever want to date young women up to the age of 25.
My mate was dating an attractive young woman who was 25. She has now turned 26 and he has dumped her, therefore he must have DiCaprio syndrome!
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Person #1: Yo, introduce us to your girl when?
Person #2: What gf?
Person #3: Dude you're slowly showing Couver syndrome.
Person #2: What gf?
Person #3: Dude you're slowly showing Couver syndrome.
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Used to define a young male, who has fornicated with a female of questionable sanity.
Used to define a young male, who has fornicated with a female of questionable sanity.
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