Dirty Squirrel

A person that does anything to get a nut

Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel

by _RD_ April 13, 2020

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

Squirrel Chaser

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’

“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”

by WestieBogan September 27, 2025

shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.

Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.

by Bill&bob October 3, 2023

Sewer squirrel

Something that should never be in your living room

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart

by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025