google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.

Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.

by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022

Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs

Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.

by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018

Dirty Squirrel

A person that does anything to get a nut

Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel

by _RD_ April 13, 2020

squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.

"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"

by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018

squirrel

a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.

girl 1: "are you guys going to date"

girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"

by craildaddy February 28, 2017