A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
by crillis88 July 15, 2018
Get the Glitter squirrelmug. When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"
by psychogem April 21, 2017
Get the squirreled backmug. When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020
Get the Squirrel Manmug. by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016
Get the ratchet squirrelmug. A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."
by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008
Get the Squirrel Dancermug. The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.
by Aaacey July 4, 2019
Get the Squirrelingmug. by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018
Get the Squirrelmug.