soothing spider

When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”

Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that

by 13wez September 30, 2023

what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021

Spider

The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners

1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider

by Super Snis December 28, 2018

Spider Rotation

Marijuana-passing rotation in which the first user (spider) takes a hit and passes to the next user. The spider then has the marijuana passed back to him before it goes to a third user and so on.

"Hey, pass that shit to him! We aren't going in spider rotation."

by Johnny Jericho December 10, 2008

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

spider

a lil boi that has many feets

i found a spider

by sharkv February 20, 2022

Spider

A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.

Hey have you been spidered yet

by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015