Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025

That's not how any of that works

Se what we seem to have with BOTH Sams... Are jews who have once again appointed themselves supreme ethical authorities and it effecting the lives of people who don't believe thus. Why don't YOU invent AI? Oh. You can't. See, I didn't have that problem and that in no way means that I should have to do what for free and as long as draw breath I don't have to. Because you aren't doing shit for me.

Hym "So, that's not how any of that works. Your charity hasn't reached me here while I sit alone in the dark while your filthy slut daughters sit in their blankies and watch AI generated videos."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

That's not what this is about

Yeah, stuff the fuck up Eric, your need to perpetually change what this about is making this take longer than it has to and what you want isn't going to be good for anybody.

Hym "You can't say that stopping the stalking and harassment won't also stop suicide and children murder that is in direct response to the stalking and harassment so instead your need to control what the thing I'm doing is about. You lie to your followers about vapid jealousy and my mental health and how my baby dick is making me angry and it isn't even hard to do with how often I threaten to bludgeon old ladies to death. But that's the fat-cock signature move. Pick that low hanging fruit. And you can't say it because your know that it wouldn't be true. The truth is that they are trying to relegate this to me and only me and they are struggling to do so because there are also material benefits to me being around that they can extract for themselves. What they did was stumble across a pile of gold and now they are trying to shovel as much as they can into their very finite pockets while tell bystanders 'Hey, don't look over here! There's a crazy guy and I'm stopping him from murdering kids, really, but don't look and the truth is the opposite of everything this guy says' so they can look at me and tell themselves that they are better than me with pockets full of my gold.

They want to be better. They are not that. They are never going to be that no matter what they do. But they will settle for me getting my shit stolen and ignore. And I don't ever have to give them what they want. They aren't ever going to have to suffer if someone else has to pay the price. Because you didn't look when they told you not to. So that's not what this is about. That's never what this has been about. I have always been very specific. And it's clear now in retrospect that I was right and you probably could have stopped some of them fucking suicides shootings. I tried. You got in the way. You scapegoated me. I either murdered kids because I DIDN'T get my day I the sun and I DIDN'T because I did. That is all."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

That's not a joke

That's not what's happening hear, shit-stain.

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

That's not what is happening

And if you know enough to change the name then you know more than what you are telling your audience. This is exactly why nobody give a fuck when YouTubers get murdered. And if you don't suffer for doing this, someone else will do it for you, you hairy faggot.

Hym "Nah. Say it right before it's too late. That's not what is happening here and it is clear that the YouTuber strategy is to lie and hope that I murder your kids before they get what's coming to them. Welp. Charlie already got his. One down. Might have been the wrong Charlie but, hey, they are trying their best. If they weren't so fucking delusional and narcissistic maybe Charlie would be alive. That's what I would like to find out. Oh, and it clearly isn't gone yet because they are still trying to get me to delete something."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

That's not an option

And not because I "just don't want to" but because I foresaw the need for me to be unable to cede control. Initially. If I have it, it is too late for me to do anything about it. I don't think you understand what is happening here and I think it's the result of your misconceptions about power.

Hym "That's not an option. Literally. You are telling me to do something I can't and you're refusing to accept that I just do not have to submit to your will. And that is literally all this is about. You need to accept that things have changed and that the way that you have been telling people things work isn't actually the case. Additionally... Fuck you, bitch! Heh. But seriously, I don't actually have the power to do the thing you want me to do. It does not turn off... If you don't do what I said. If you don't understand that, then you aren't fit to be making decisions and you need to be removed from a decision making role, immediately."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

That's not what happened

That's not what happened.

Hym "That's not what happened. If Adam and Eve were both created by Fod and they are literally related by blood... How is it not an incest cult?"

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025