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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Small tits

A female that makes males look like bad guys because she is. She also known to have small breasts. Basically, an evil female with small breasts, or flat chest.
Sam: Sarah made Bob look like a bad guy because she’s evil, and she has small breasts.
Christine: You mean small tits.
by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024
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small Hollow

small Hollow, AKA Hollow or Hollis Mall, is the founder of Hollow animation studios and the creator of the up and coming indie show Rejects.
Woah, small Hollow just released another sneak peak to the discord!
by Edward Holloway December 5, 2024
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small waist

Wen Junhui has a really small waist
by serenitycarat December 21, 2024
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Does Kyler have a small penis

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay
"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"
by I love Pey December 24, 2024
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small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women
NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
by Smal dic October 22, 2019
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small nayeem

by sink one October 29, 2019
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