plumarian sack

Also known as the Plum Sack or Ball sack (aka Scrotum).

Hey Johnny, your plumarian sack is hanging a bit low today. Chip chip. I have been swimming for about 12 hours now and my plumarian sack is a bit withered and worn.

by SordidLoam September 5, 2008

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Whacky Sack

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

by Asian Lover July 16, 2008

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Sack Attack

When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.

My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.

by GivzZ December 13, 2016

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One whom is the Richard of the Dicks, the dick alpha and omega, the almighty pisser-offer who lives to make lives like yours and mine alike filled with frustration. This man's douchery cannot be contained within just an entity; alas, he is a multitude of dicks in a sack - preferably made of burlap, just to make things worse.

This man won't stop at one dick; oh no, he's going for the gold. Others have made their way to a few dicks, a small pouch, or even a satchel full. But this guy will go the extra mile and a half just to make sure that your good day stops where his begins.

Dude 1: Hey brah, this guy was being a bag of dicks yesterday; stole my sweet roll and fucked my wife, all at the same time.

Dude 2: What a cool story. This morning this guy got the promotion of CEO by blowing the boss, and doesn't even work there. After that, he came to my house and pissed on me while I was asleep, fucked my dog, and ate my food - all at the same time. Not a crumb left in the cupboard.

Dude 1: That's no mere dick, this man is a legend! A true sack of dicks!

Dude 2: Thanks for that.

by zakdwyer June 13, 2012

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