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Broadway Shit Show

A type of shit show (see also: shitshow) that is distinctive due to the clear lack of morality and blatant disregard for consequences for actions that is exhibited by all involved. (Preferably brought about by copious amounts of alcohol)

This alcohol must be dangerously delicious and also violently colorful to stimulate the senses accordingly.

“Broadway” is simply to denote the absolute and total debauchery that will undoubtedly permeate the atmosphere (might be mistaken by one's nose as the smell of random sex and fruity vodka). This takes its roots from the connotation that a Broadway show is the epitome of showmanship and live entertainment.

There can be no rules at all for behavior, except those put in place to keep traditional morals out of everyone's minds. Ex) All drink and all clothes must disappear by 2am.

A Broadway Shit Show should be impromptu, but can be planned as long as this planning does not detract from the shenanigans that must occur to earn the gathering this exclusive title.

The only real rule for a Broadway Shit Show, (hence why you probably haven't heard of one before), is that Fight Club rules apply.
::This means that this particular type of shit show must be a total secret to all except the participants, 40% or more forgotten due to imminent head injury (be it physical or chemical), and last but not least completely out of any reasonable human being's comfort zone (hence the likeness to Fight Club's supposed mind cleansing properties).
Dude last night was a TOTAL Broadway Shit Show. And i cannot believe that it was all her idea.
by ISwearItsNotMe July 6, 2010
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Your hoosier is showing.

A phrase you say to a person who is acting like a hoosier (the St. Louis kind, not the Indiana kind).
Let's say a person is using poor grammar, being a racist, or has on bad clothes. You would say to them, "Watch out.. your hoosier is showing."
by jukaswo November 28, 2007
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The Tom Green Show

Pretty much the Funniest show to ever be on TV. Ran on different Networks from 1994-1999.
Did you see the tom green show last night? Tom is insane.
by RawrMaster9 September 15, 2009
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and the sho shi show

used to replace a noun or verb when you a) dont know what ur talking about or b) dont want other ppl to know something
greg: hey man what did you do last night with alex?
alan: i took her to the movies, went shopping, and the sho shi show.
by josh on the dl December 30, 2005
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The Jamie Fox Show

A rather annoying show about a "dope" hotel where important events somehow magically happen in the 90's. The show stars Jamie Fox - before he was big and before anyone gave a crap.
"The party? Oh man, it was as boring as The Jamie Fox Show."
by bb13 March 11, 2009
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Reality Show Off

A reality show person who changes behavior, usually more obnoxious, when the cameras are rolling.
John is always trying to be a bad ass when the cameras are rolling on that show. He's really just a wuss. What a reality show off.
by ideofrenik February 22, 2012
mugGet the Reality Show Offmug.

Chinese Rock Show

A burlesque hardcore strip-show in which dancers are poorly transexualised. Dancers predominantly own surgically enhanced breasts but have not fully removed the male genitalia, and it is this floppy, residual trait that is sought after when in attendance at a Chinese Rock Show.
Dude, I just got back from a Chinese Rock Show down in Chinatown. Shit was intense.
by A Gentleman June 3, 2008
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