Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.

Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!

by MissyMcD July 12, 2020

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

queef

A heterosexual female who exclusively surrounds herself with a gay male circle of mates.

Youll never find Shannon straying to far from her boy toy circle. She is a devout queef.

by Xandya jaxton May 3, 2021

Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019

Queef

When yo fart rolls up your pussy lips SKSKSKSKJSSKSK

“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”

by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018