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fishy queef

To fart whilst having a family meal at Prezzo, when eating with your family
Crickey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair just did a fishy queef
by Bumfart March 21, 2017
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mountain queef

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
by Jammy11 April 23, 2017
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whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina
"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017
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commie queef

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
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Butter Queef

When a chick queefs after having a load shot in her.
When a chick has jizz in her vagina, and she queefs. Sounded like a Butter Queef.
by Slug366 September 12, 2017
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perma-queef

A queef like smell that sticks to anything and never goes away.
Hey dude did you have a girl over because it smells like perma-queef
by Dudeman1203 November 7, 2017
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burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.
by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017
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