Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.

I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.

by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010

Munch and Punch

When you are eating a female out while blasting away two fingers deep until she can't stand it anymore and you have to slip it in her

This smokeshow wasn't about it I hit her with the old munch and punch. After that she was wetter than niagra falls.

by Gunner12 September 21, 2017

Hole punching

The act of two men ramming their assholes together.

I caught Kevin and Larry hole punching each other at Jamie's party last night.

by Hobby-less December 27, 2016

Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011

The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

Brownie Punch

When a guy can't find the hole and continues to ram his rod forward in an attempt at anal penetration.

He's such an eager beaver that he'll probably brownie punch the hell out of the first girl that lets him knock on Heaven's door.

by Ravonus October 17, 2013