Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.

Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.

by BMX_RIder_6969 December 10, 2019

Chess pirate

One who plays chess with steve in the office

Jacob was a chess pirate with Steve last night

by Mr. scoonover February 23, 2020

pirates den

Taking 2 dicks in the same hole, applies to both men and women

He had 2 guys come home with him and make him into a pirates den.

by NodickRick January 10, 2018

Pirates Booty

THE BEST SNACK EVER! If you ever get hungry and don't know what to eat, buy pirates booty! It is cheesy and delicious! They are crunchy and sometimes soft! Perfect snack!

Girl: What snack should we eat?
Me: Definitely pirates booty!
Girl: Mmmm yeah!!

by hiitsmekatieannoyinggirl May 14, 2020

Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.

1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro

by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018

pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.

by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010

The Hairy Pirates

The dopest-arse gaming cool clan that this earth has ever seen. They are so good, they will kick your arse.

Example:
Renegade-Gamers: "We really got our arses kicked by the Hairy Pirates.@

by thehairypirates March 2, 2004