by Mr. scoonover February 24, 2020
by NodickRick January 10, 2018
When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
by Corporalcupcake November 12, 2010
When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.
by BMX_RIder_6969 December 11, 2019
When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.
by rockmetler March 03, 2012
A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.
Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.
by Mo Lincs January 27, 2010
a group of smelly men mostly, with a few hoe bag women who trollop around grunting and making no sense at all.
excess attire, and full of viruses...these smelly pirates jump into rooms and usually peeps scatter because of the utter smell of these unwashed peeps.
they hate the ninjas only because the ninjas are clean, classy, and creative.
excess attire, and full of viruses...these smelly pirates jump into rooms and usually peeps scatter because of the utter smell of these unwashed peeps.
they hate the ninjas only because the ninjas are clean, classy, and creative.
by trueness to the third power March 14, 2008