Pirates Flintlock

The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.

Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.

by Slimy Slitter August 2, 2016

Rubber Pirate

When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.

John: Hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night!
Jack: Did you Plunder her booty?

by rockmetler June 4, 2012

Pussy pirate

Someone all the girls go to when they are looking to lose their virginity

He better not bang another one of those chicks, or else he’s going to become their pussy pirate.

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooo February 14, 2021

pirates den

Taking 2 dicks in the same hole, applies to both men and women

He had 2 guys come home with him and make him into a pirates den.

by NodickRick January 10, 2018

Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.

1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro

by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018

pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.

by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010

Puddle pirate

1)term used to describe USCG

Puddle Pirates are the cunt of the US armed forces

by L’âne May 22, 2019