pipe dream 

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

pipe dream by vectortec October 17, 2003

alaskan pipeline 

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

alaskan pipeline by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline 

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.

Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!

Alaskan Pipeline by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008

Pipe Fighter

A combatant in a backalley tournament in one of four Coasts: East, West, North, and South (though there are pipe fighters that have no designated Coast, such as those in the In-Between). Generally, a pipe fighter allies himself with other pipe fighters to fight a common foe. All pipe fighters must have a pipe (with which to fight), a nickname, an occupation (before pipe fighting, of course), a special power, and a weakness. Some lead, some follow; all fight.

"Pipe fighters rule."

Pipe Fighter by The Mystery Fighter May 14, 2009

piledriver 

(v.) any number of grappling moves that places the oppenent's head between the attackers' legs, and the attacker dropping down onto that part of the legs with the head of the victim hitting the floor first.


(v.) also variations of 69er

Degenerations include tombstone piledriver/tombstone.

piledriver by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

pipe hitter

Drug addict predominately crystal meth, that will do anything for another hit or score. Including but not limited to torture and sexual favors.

'pipe hitter'

Marsellus Wallace: "call a coupla pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"

pipe hitter by Scenica February 19, 2011

Stink pipe 

An arsehole, anus ect

1. To take it up the stink pipe
2. I would love to do him/her up the stink pipe

Stink pipe by James Jenkinson the third October 9, 2005