Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

pass the potatoes

When you are in group sex and you want the next set of balls

Oh man, he looks good, let’s pass the potatoes.

by Reddon27 September 1, 2021

locate potato

To be determined. And/Or, to find.

Sign says, 'Locate Potato'

by ThaRealBouncer August 12, 2017

Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

by Combat_Fountain May 31, 2015

twin potato

twin potato means that a person is very close to you and is like ur twin

john is mary’s twin potato they are always seen tgt

by burritoyeah October 30, 2019