Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.

In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020

Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.

He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.

by Musivino September 28, 2017

Socially fatigued

When you just had enough of people and you can't socialize anymore. You're just too tired

I spent this whole week with people and I'm just so tired

Socially fatigued?
U got it

by Scoops4days June 30, 2016

[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.

Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.

by Diamond Lake Crew April 26, 2016

Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.

Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking

by Master Of The Dicktionary February 25, 2011

Socially Absorbent

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.

When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.

by ihmjaww March 14, 2011

Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...

"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."

by Mamahipster October 23, 2011