by 5ar13 December 29, 2005
Get the Pushing Offmug. To have a competition with your friend(s) to see who can eat the most / quickest. Participants need not be obese to participate. Under no circumstance can the eat off be planned. The eat off can be to consume ANY food.
Dude 1 - Duuuuude, this lasagne is awesome.
Dude 2 - Duuuuuude, it really is. I'm going to have another piece.
Dude 1 - Oh yeah so am I.
Dude 2 - Are you challenging me to an eat off ?
Dude 1 - Hell yes. Eat off !
random spectator- Eat off, Eat off...EAT OFF !!!
Eat off commences...followed by eat off champion mocking the eat off loser until the next eat off.
Dude 2 - Duuuuuude, it really is. I'm going to have another piece.
Dude 1 - Oh yeah so am I.
Dude 2 - Are you challenging me to an eat off ?
Dude 1 - Hell yes. Eat off !
random spectator- Eat off, Eat off...EAT OFF !!!
Eat off commences...followed by eat off champion mocking the eat off loser until the next eat off.
by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009
Get the Eat offmug. the bitch sat down, took out a playgirl, and started rubbing off
she rubbed off so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome
she rubbed off so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome
by tnerual October 16, 2006
Get the rubbing offmug. Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
Get the jack offmug. by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
Get the jack offmug. to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.
spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.
by sean paul? June 1, 2003
Get the jack offmug. 