Math

A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.
Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.

Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 31, 2019
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Math

math is like something that they will make you do to make you pull your ass hair out but make sure you only put the answer 432 on all of the answers.
2-2= 432 that is math
by Shrek LoVeR 2987865 April 25, 2019
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The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.
"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."
by son I'm gae December 08, 2017
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Maths is like sex, i dont get it
Hitting tiffany from the back is like maths bro, i dont know how to do t
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Math

A four-letter word that traditionally used to be called “arithmetic” in elementary or primary school—the third “R” in Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic. A much-disliked school subject that is mostly used as a social filter to separate the nerds from the herd, or to politically decide the future haves and the have-nots in society.
Unlike our parents and grandparents who’re schooled in old-school math, we’re now taught new math (which includes new ways to add, subtract, and multiply numbers), Common Core math (which incorporates many new math techniques), and Singapore math (which integrates the concrete-pictorial-abstract (CPA) approach to learning math and the bar model method to solve word problems).
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M- Mental A- Abuse T- To H- Humans. mental abuse to humans
A- Hey does math stands for anything?
B- It stands for mental abuse for humans
by v3lynz June 26, 2022
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