Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.

One can use the Jonas’ phenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.

by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022

Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread

Let me put my sausage in my Jonas

by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022

Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

Fat slob

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours

by bernardgamer October 4, 2022

Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.

Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!

by NevenMinard October 11, 2022

Jonas

HOttie

JOnas ur so hot

Jonas: thanks

by daisdowodaskpokdw October 13, 2022

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022