ryan shop

a sexy hot beast, with a nice body. he is a daddy, and makes a nice fanfiction. u can picture him dripping wet every morning before breakfast. he has a large, muscular head, and has a sexy chiseled jawline. only idiot wouldn't want to bang ryan shop

"Dang, Ryan Shop is daddy"
"Man that guy is so sexy, it must be Ryan Shop"

by RyanShopIsDaddy May 30, 2016

Ushopp shopping centre

A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.

"Lets go to the GODS HOME. Ushopp shopping centre"

by WildWillez December 14, 2020

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

Shop Drag

A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.

We had a shop drag this Saturday night.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.

I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!

by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023

Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that

You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”

by n54 drew May 20, 2022

Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.

*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.

by Fattem January 18, 2023