A morning weasley

When a Ranga (red-head) hugs a person in the morning and gets an erection over it.

Nah dont hug me, might get a morning weasley if i do.

by jizz brothers September 1, 2011

morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

morning sticky

The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.

There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!

by Fun footle February 27, 2023

Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023

Good Morning Nate

a bad idea.

"Good Morning Nate" is on TV!
Don't you mean "Good Morning 'Stoga?"

by katatomicbomb February 11, 2023

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023

morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023