Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous

person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.

by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012

hook

A penis curved left or right.

Got her hooked and she love the hook

by M.o May 8, 2014

HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.

Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.

by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013