Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009

Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020

fried p

when you stick your male genitalia in a deep frier

ouch i just stuck my penis in a deep frier. dude now you have a fried p.

by outout123 October 28, 2013

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 04, 2021

Fried chicken taco

When a Mexican and a black person are in the missionary position during sex

Baby let’s go eat sum fried chicken tacos 😈

by Dannyduncanlover March 26, 2022

Foreskin fries

French fries men use to fish for pussy

Put french fries under your skin and get in the bath to go fishing with foreskin fries

by Cody5050 February 08, 2023