Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.
"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"
by MissRainbow January 21, 2017
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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flu flap

Do you wana get flu flapped homie!
by Mon manger June 16, 2024
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flapping the sesh

an annoying phrase used by others to make you feel bad when you are invited to do something but don't do it

when you didn't go to something when invited to do it

other word for letdown
toby i dare you to jump that fence!
nahh man
you're flapping the sesh!
by high 4 May 06, 2011
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Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack
“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”
by I Smeldit August 29, 2021
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Horseshoe flap

The horseshoe shaped flap of skin between really big tits that cause the skin to pull downward in a horseshoe shape - young or old
I totally hooked up with a chick that had the horseshoe flap between her tits.
by Hooters19 January 29, 2019
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