An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.
Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.
by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021
A mostly useless man that requires help from other men for even the most trivial task, like changing a tire on a car.
by frombaja October 26, 2016
A person, whom is usually fat or overweight that always wears a sweatshirt to try to hide their fat, but ends up failing and tricking no one. Even if it's hot they will still wear a sweatshirt.
Note: A sweatshirt faggot does not have to be overweight... but just wears a sweatshirt a lot
Note: A sweatshirt faggot does not have to be overweight... but just wears a sweatshirt a lot
See Thomas over there... he's not even convincing any body that he's not fat. What a sweatshirt faggot
by yeah boy420 April 28, 2017
Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.
by Use this on any fuck head. December 16, 2016
by Farting Forrester July 12, 2022
Someone that has gotten some pussy, and is barely leaning over the fence, but can't decide if they like it so they lean backwards over the fence onto a dick, and are in the teetering position on top of the fence about being gay or straight.
Tom Cruise is a fence faggot!
by Shaboicarlsex December 27, 2015