Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund
by Adhair May 23, 2019

by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
by DKDM July 11, 2024

Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
by Frito_lays October 5, 2023

by BoiBoiBoi123456789 November 24, 2021

A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.
by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019

by BlueNinja70 January 7, 2017
