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Evan

Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund
by Adhair May 23, 2019
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Evan

You are such an Evan
“Stawp you are so Evan”
by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021
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Dirty Evan

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
by DKDM July 11, 2024
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Evan

Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
by Frito_lays October 5, 2023
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Evan

Damn that guy is a pussy he should just ask out Emily already
Person 1: That Evan is such an Evan
Person 2: IKR
by BoiBoiBoi123456789 November 24, 2021
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Evan

A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.
Girl: Hey there’s Evan
Girl 2: Eh
Girl: Why not
by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019
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evan anthony ammar

Sexy,Hunky Has Blonde Hair Big Sideburns Plays Games Loves Life Father: Micheal Ammar
Jimmy Tried To Ask evan anthony ammar a question
by BlueNinja70 January 7, 2017
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