dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.

P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Dong Titties

A huge set of knockers, that make you wanna put your dong between them.

Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!

Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them

by Tmin May 29, 2018

Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

Dong

Another or slang term for penis

My big ol' dong hit a gong.

by mecha-faggot June 1, 2018

nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.

That slave has a big nigga ding dong

by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018

Cow Dong

Cow penis ,

Did you see that cow dong draging the ground

by TEAMKINGRACING June 6, 2018

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018